c'est ça que j'm

In France, McDonald's was notorious for it's strange ad campaigns involving people in precarious situations and the simple words "Je t'expliquerai chez McDo," or "I'll explain it to you at McDonalds." Somehow I've found McDonald's, despite its over-globalized self, to be a strange marker of cultural differences, either through its method of pulling in customers, or its sense of nationalism. Here in Canada, a small maple leaf graces the golden arches. As an "imperialist," I'm surprised the arches have not been exported with an American flag attached firmly. To say the least, it's a curious delight--the small defiling of a usually very American icon.
This, then, is a "get to know Canada," or the intermittent updating of my life way up north. For those of you that spend much time with me, you've often heard me refer to blogs (and anything internet) as something rather pornographic. I like to use charged terms in an inappropriate context. Nonetheless, the blog, in all of its pornographic glory, allows me to share photos and riveting stories. For example, although I'm here for my French, I've already been blessed with a curious Spanish interaction. Leif and I wandered around the "mountain"--Mont Royal--in town yesterday, where a Rasta man kept calling over at us, "Amigo!" I ignored him until his persistance irritated, and I responded "no habla espanol." I like to call attention to moments where I feel I've been rather clever, and so I share the story.
I need a hook, something to inspire you all to return, to wait anxiously for my next post. But I suppose this is all I have to hook you--this calling attention to my need for a captivating closer. I pity da fool who don't come back a-knocking. A la prochaine...

8 Comments:
on the one hand, i want to say this is the biggest development of the day for me. on the other hand, i don't leave the house much, or do anything in the house either, so maybe that's not saying much. but i AM glad you have a blog.
bon, beh...j'aime bien mcdo.
was the man on the mountain wearing any of the following:
a sombrero;
a poncho;
a mustache;
a t-shirt saying cervezeros?
If yes to any of these, then you have just met the new charizo sausage for the sausage race at Milwaukee Brewers! woot.
Howdy. Although you have now conformed we are even farther away from our rants and raves in twelve page letters.
Glad to hear that you are enjoying yourself in dear ol' Canada. Now every time I think of you there I am reminded of the FIF song. Good times. Good times.
NERDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Montreal huh...come to chicago to visit me and i'll come to montreal to visit ya!!!
I just read that whole thing. at work. and i don't even really know you. it reminded me of mcdonald's, which i had for breakfast after dropping mi padre at en la aeropuerto. how's that for pornographic? nope, still bored.
Le sigh...
where is ze orange monkee?
I came to this blog fully expecting to see ze orange monkee, and now I have been met with some story about an amigo from WAY SOUTH of the border (I'm thinking the Canadian border).
I say old chap why are you canoodling about in Mont Real anyway?
oh yeah...I had onion soup and cassoulet last night with red wine, then creme brulee with cappuccino. I thought of you.
Hey jordo. You got a lot of traffic. It's all in the name, I think. Unfortunately, your hook kinda sucked. Hopefully that won't matter, since the content was very interesting. I've been to McDonald's and KFC in China, and McDonald's and Pizza Hut in Russia. Even took a tour of a McDonald's factory in Russia, but your story beats all. All I can say is that they were the cleanest public places around, and they were more expensive than most places but still cheaper than they are here. *blegh*
jordan! i think you're going to get yourself beat up in Canada...you can't keep going around being rude to people yelling amigo at you! lol j/k I must say though that was pretty witty of you!
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